- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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