Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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