"Knock Knock" "Come in"

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

breasts

Poop

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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