What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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