silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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