I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Asians.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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