- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What happened to my sunglasses?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

flavin's head

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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