How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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