- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

I went to school. Then I came home.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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