- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What happened to my sunglasses?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

flavin's head

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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