- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

homosexuals are gay

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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