“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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