what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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James Patrick Campbell

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