What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Me

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

I'm Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Women's rights.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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