What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did death say to life? Go die

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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