How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Obamacare

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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The Moon Landing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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