Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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