- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Women's rights.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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