- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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