A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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