- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Women can vote? WTF

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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