"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

anal seepage

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

stuarts mum

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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