"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Mullets

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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