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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Mullets

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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