What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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William wright is Gay

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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