your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Health food.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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