Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Woman's Rights

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British Dentistry

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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I like your hair

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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This statement is false.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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