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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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haha Otarts was here

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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