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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Good afternoon.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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