- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

A man killed himself.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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