The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

God

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Women can vote? WTF

the holocaust

What's the difference between a duck?

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why? Why Not?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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