- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

penis haha

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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