- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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