Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Women's rights.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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