- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Wait what? I did not type that!

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Your Mom

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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