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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

7+5=12

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

George Bush.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Donald Trump

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

neil likes pube toast

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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