Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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purple pickles

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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<=3 penis

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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