Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Good afternoon.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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