Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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NEVER

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Hello.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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