- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

My friend harris is fat.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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