- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Horse with a chair on his head.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Keanu Reaves

what do gay people eat?? food

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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