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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

which one is easiest

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Do you love me? No.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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