What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's the difference between a duck?

Why? Why Not?

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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