- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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