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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Okay, after this one then...

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What are we then hypocrites?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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