What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

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