What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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This sentance contains three errers

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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