How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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