yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Women can vote? WTF

God

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

the holocaust

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's the difference between a duck?

Why? Why Not?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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