what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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