- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Women's rights.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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