casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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