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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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