- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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