- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Justin Bieber's mother.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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