- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

"knock knock" "Come in"

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

George Bush.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Donald Trump

neil likes pube toast

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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