There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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