- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Y u do dis?

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Women's Rights

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Sex education in Texas,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

MySpace.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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