- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Women's rights.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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