What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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MySpace.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Y u do dis?

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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