Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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this site is an antijoke

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Daym im romantic

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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