- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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