- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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