- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Are you black? Kill yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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