- Anti Joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Women's rights.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Cancer.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!