- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Rebecca Black.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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