Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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