What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

George Bush.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Donald Trump

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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