- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

u suck

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

your life

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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