- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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