- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

honest politician

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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