- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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