- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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