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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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