- Anti Joke

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now