- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What comes after 23? 24.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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