- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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