- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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