what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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