- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Major League Soccer

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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