Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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