my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What color is red paint? Red

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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