Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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You will not press the like button.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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