Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's red, blue & green all over?

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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