carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Dakota Fanning

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Winter

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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