- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Michel Moor on a die...

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Y u do dis?

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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