Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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