Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

black people

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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