Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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