What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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