- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

all jokes aside...

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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