what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Women's Rights.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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