Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

your mom

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Women's rights.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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