John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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I pooped.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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