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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

penis

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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