- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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