Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

You know whats better than 24? 25

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Jake. Walsh.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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