- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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