- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Female rights.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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