- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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