Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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