- Anti Joke

Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Where's my tractor?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.