Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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men

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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