Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Vagina.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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