- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Winter

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

NEVER

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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