Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Knock, Knock ...

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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