What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

retard

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Mitt Romney

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

heads up!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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