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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock, Knock Who's There

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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