- Anti Joke

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What's funnier than 24? My life.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.