what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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the love boat

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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