what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A fish swims up your penis...

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Chuck norris

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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